For optimal results, please refer to the following SOPs:
| Procedure | Step | Result |
|---|---|---|
| Procedures for Dealing with Coffee Stains: | Step 1: Identify the Stain | Result: Call for backup team member, Bob's cousin Larry, to handle. |
| Procedures for Properly Using the Copier: | Step 1: Turn it on | Result: It will now produce a loud beeping sound. |
| Procedures for Handling a Meeting with a Non-Human Participant: | Step 1: Offer them a chair | Result: They will either take it or ignore you. |