Bob's Standard Operating Procedures

For optimal results, please refer to the following SOPs:

Procedure Step Result
Procedures for Dealing with Coffee Stains: Step 1: Identify the Stain Result: Call for backup team member, Bob's cousin Larry, to handle.
Procedures for Properly Using the Copier: Step 1: Turn it on Result: It will now produce a loud beeping sound.
Procedures for Handling a Meeting with a Non-Human Participant: Step 1: Offer them a chair Result: They will either take it or ignore you.
Cleaning up the mess