Q: What is the optimal number of cat videos to watch before getting started on the task at hand?
A: A minimum of 3, but not more than 7. Any more and the novelty wears off, but not so much that you actually do the work.
Q: Can I use my favorite video game as a research project?
A: Only if it's for "research" purposes, like studying the intricacies of pixel art and character design. Or, you know, "inspiration".
Q: How do I deal with the overwhelming guilt of doing absolutely nothing?
A: Blame it on the dog. Tell him he ate the "To-Do List". Works every time.
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