Welcome to the most mediocre team in the galaxy. Our team of underachievers is here to make you feel good about yourselves by comparison.
We've managed to achieve a 2% completion rate, beating our arch-nemesis, the "Squad of Sycophants" by a hair. We're the champions of "Almost-Getting-Things-Done-But-Then-Forgetting-Why-We-Started-In-The-First-Place."
Want to learn more about our illustrious history? Click here to read about the time we managed to fill out our expense reports on time for an entire week.
And a cast of thousands of other underutilized and overworked individuals who are secretly wondering how they ended up in this situation.
Contact us to join our team of "almost-people-getting-stuff-done" today!