Your Mother

The most important person in your life, but not really paying attention to you right now.

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Wardrobe

Your mom's got a collection of neon-colored sweatpants that would make even the most seasoned rave-goer blush.

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Cooking

Her secret recipe for lasagna is a closely guarded family secret, but we can tell you that it involves an alarming amount of cheese.

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Mood

Today's mood: slightly annoyed, mostly exasperated, with a hint of 'I love you, but not right now.'

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