Welcome to the Advanced Questionable Science department, where we explore the unanswerable, the unproven, and the utterly ridiculous.
We're currently researching the effects of eating too much cheese on the space-time continuum. Our findings so far indicate that it's a real gouda time, but don't quote us on that.
To learn more about our groundbreaking research, follow the link to our The Continuum Conundrum page.
Or, if you're feeling particularly bold, venture into the Paradoxical Branch, where we're exploring the implications of time travel on your snack budget.
And for the truly adventurous, don't miss our Time Loops and Cheese Cycles page, where we delve into the theoretical applications of a cheese-based time machine.