This meeting was a disaster. Literally. It was held in a room that had not been used since the 80s. The carpet was a lovely shade of burnt orange, and the air conditioning unit had been replaced with a broken fan that merely circulated the same stale air.
Important decisions were made. Mostly about who ate the last donut from the break room.
This meeting was sponsored by the mysterious "Bureau of Unlikely Funding" (BUF) Don't try to find them on the internet.