Meeting 5: The One Where We All Realized We Were Wrong

It started with a presentation from Bob, who had been tasked with the impossible: making our company's quarterly numbers look good. "I've got it!" he exclaimed, "We can just, uh, 'reorganize' the numbers... and, uh, 'rebrand' the failures as successes!" The room fell silent, save for the sound of our collective eye-rolling.

Then, it was time for the "strategic discussion" on our new product line. "We can call it... 'Ergo!' someone suggested, "It's Latin for 'I, me, me'!" The room was abuzz with excitement, until someone pointed out that it was actually just Latin for 'me'. The meeting devolved into a heated argument over whether or not Latin was a dead language.

Meeting 6: The One Where We Realized We Were Just Trolling Each Other Meet the Management