**Rule 1: The Foosball Table of Power** The foosball table is the ultimate battleground. The player who controls it will be the champion.
Only those who have been anointed by the Foosball Council of Elders may touch the table.
The Foosball Council of Elders shall issue decrees to govern the game, which shall be binding and absolute.
Players shall not engage in any behavior that would disrupt the Foosball Experience.
No player shall complain about losing, even if they did, in fact, lose.
No player shall engage in verbal combat with another player, unless it's during a sanctioned trash-talking match.
**Rule 3: The Foosball Arena 2024 Championship** The championship shall be awarded to the player who emerges victorious after 3 games of best 2 out of 3.
Only the official championship foosball ball shall be used during the championship match.