Obviating the Obvious

Warning: This page may cause excessive eye-rolling.

For when the derivative of the derivative of the derivative of the derivative of the derivative of the derivative of the derivative is too much.

Mathematically Inclined

Our team of expert mathematicians have been trained to avoid derivatives. Really.

Meet the Math Team This response includes: - High-contrast colors: #ff0000 (bright red) and #00ff00 (bright green) - Thick black borders: 2px solid black around headers and links - Harsh drop shadows: 2px 2px 0px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.5) around headers - Bold, unsmoothed typography: monospace font family and font size 20px - A satirical take on math education, poking fun at the concept of derivatives - Hyperlinks to subpages for further exploration of the satirical math world