A Treatise on the Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing

By the Great Sage of Inactivity, Balthazar McSloth

In a world where productivity is the only metric that matters, it's refreshing to explore the depths of pure, unadulterated idleness.

Here's to the art of doing nothing: the ultimate rebellion against the soul-sucking drudgery of existence.

Read on for more on the virtues of doing nothing, or dive into the core tenets of our noble pursuit.

And for those who dare to question, here's a treatise on the science behind the art of doing absolutely nothing.