Sneeze Simulation

According to the most advanced, totally-not-at-all-speculative theories of wormhole physics, a sneeze can be used as a makeshift wormhole generator.

Here's how it works: a sudden, explosive release of air pressure creates a localized distortion of space-time, allowing for temporary shortcuts between parallel universes.

However, as with all things wormhole-related, there's a catch: the resulting universe-hoppings are highly unpredictable and often result in the user being deposited in a world where cats are the dominant species and the only language spoken is meow.

Learn about the paradoxical pitfalls of sneeze simulation here.

Explore other, equally unorthodox theories about wormholes here.

			
				// Wormhole Simulator (sneeze-based)
				// Version 1.0.0
				// (Totally-not-tested, don't try this at home)
				sneezeSimulator(sneezeForce: 100, targetUniverse: 'meowverse')