It turns out, failure is the new black. Or at least, it's the new beige. A color that's not quite black, but also not really beige. You know what we mean.
We're not talking about that time you forgot to pick up milk. Or that one instance where you accidentally super glued your shoes to the floor. No, no. We're talking about that one time you tried to cook ramen noodles with ketchup. Yeah, that was a real fail.
But don't worry, friend, failure is not the end of the world. Unless you're a character from Epic Failures in Fictional Worlds. Then, it's probably the end of the world. Or at least, the end of your dignity.
So, take heart, friend. Failure is just a stepping stone to success, unless you're stepping on a banana peel, in which case, it's just a slipping stone.