By: Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Esq.
In a shocking twist, success is actually the worst.
Why? Because it's so... dull. So predictable. So... expected.
Where's the fun in that?
Take, for example, the humble office cubicle. Success means more cubicles. More meetings. More pointless reports.
But not success! Oh no, not success. That means you get to work from home in your pajamas, with a bag of Cheetos and a Netflix subscription.
So don't aim for success. Aim for mediocrity. Aim for the ability to wear sweatpants at 3 PM on a Tuesday.
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