Due to an unprecedented shortage of Fjord Juice, the village of Fjordville has been plagued by a series of bizarre incidents.
The usually tranquil waters of Fjord Lake have become a swirling vortex of chaos, with villagers reporting sightings of giant squid riding unicycles.
A local resident, Balthazar McSnodgrass, was seen attempting to communicate with the cephalopods via interpretive dance, but was tragically unsuccessful.
Experts warn that if the Fjord Juice shortage continues, the consequences will be catastrophic: "It's a recipe for disaster!" exclaimed Professor Punsley, a leading expert in Fjord-related catastrophes.