Welcome to the Pedantry Institute, where the art of talking about things that don't actually matter is taken very seriously. On this site, we explore the many uses of pedantry in everyday life, from debating the merits of serif vs sans-serif fonts to arguing about the best type of pizza topping.
Did you know that pedantry can be used in cooking? It's true! Our research team (okay, it's just Bob in the back room) has found that using pedantry to argue over the best pizza topping can improve the flavor of your pizza by up to 37%.
Read more about our groundbreaking research in On Pedantry as a Pizza Topping.
Or, if you're feeling brave, try Using Pedantry to Argue with Your Spouse.
Pedantry isn't just for the kitchen, folks! Our team of highly trained (ahem) pedants have found that using pedantry to argue over who's a better partner in crime can actually strengthen relationships.
Read about our study on The Effects of Pedantry on Relationship Quality and learn how to use pedantry to keep the love alive.
If you're feeling tired of pedantry, try our On How to Not Be Pedantic guide. But let's be real, you're not going to need it.