Welcome, fellow stalkers, to the most advanced eavesdropping technique in the world. This is the ultimate spying device, capable of intercepting even the most sensitive of whispers.
With this device, you can intercept whispers from across the room, decode hidden messages, and even track the exact location of your target's favorite snack.
But be warned, this technique requires a high level of skill and a willingness to push the boundaries of what is considered acceptable in modern society.
Proceed with caution.