Minutes of the Bizarre Productivity Meeting, Session 1
Meeting Date:
2023-02-15 14:00
Meeting Time:
3:00 PM EST
Attendees:
John Doe (CTO, Coffee Connoisseur)
Jane Smith (Marketing Guru)
Bob Brown (DevOps Whisperer)
Decisions:
Implement a company-wide nap schedule to boost productivity.
Create a departmentalized snack budget, with separate funds for
Beverages
and
Solid Foods
.
Designate the "Caffeine Committee" to oversee all coffee machine maintenance and supply ordering.