Urgent Undertaker's Manual: A Guide to the Most Important Things

Table of Contents:

• Chapter 1: The Art of Dismal Proclamations
• Chapter 2: The Science of Proper Coffin Maintenance
• Chapter 3: The Ethics of Embalming: When to Use the Really Big Needle
• Chapter 4: The Business of Bereavement
• Chapter 5: The Art of Eulogies: When to Use the Fancy Words

This manual is a comprehensive guide to all things funeral-related. From the art of making the perfect eulogy to the science of properly maintaining a well-oiled coffin, the Urgent Undertaker's Manual has got you covered.