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Void Meeting Poetry: Side Effects

In the void meeting, time has no meaning. It's just a series of meaningless meetings with nothing to show for it. The side effects of void meetings are:

Time dilation: Time appears to slow down as you stare at the blank walls and empty chairs.
Coffee-fueled existential crisis: The constant questioning of the purpose of your existence will leave you questioning the purpose of coffee.
Uninspired PowerPoint presentations: Because who needs actual content when you have clip-art?

But don't just take our word for it! Click below to see some of our most popular side effects:

The Paradox of the Empty Chairs
Quantum Fluctuations in the Agenda

Disclaimer: Void meetings may cause permanent damage to your soul. Prolonged exposure may lead to spontaneous combustion.