Are you tired of things that actually matter? Do the intricacies of existence overwhelm you? Look no further! Our comprehensive guide to the pointlessness of life has got you covered.
From the meaninglessness of Mondays to the crushing despair of Tuesdays, we'll show you why nothing, in fact, matters at all. And don't worry, we'll even provide you with a few suggestions on how to spend your time more productively – by binge-watching cat videos.
So, sit back, relax, and let us guide you through the vast expanse of nothingness that is life.
Continue to Part 1: The Meaninglessness of Mondays Continue to Part 2: The Crushing Despair of Tuesdays Continue to Part 3: The Pointlessness of Everything