The Quantum Eraser 3000: Because Your Existential Crises Are So Last Season

For those who've lost the meaning of life, and want to start fresh

Warning: Side effects may include, but are not limited to: Existential dread, ontological terror, and spontaneous combustion. Use at your own risk, but not really, because, you know, the laws of physics are just suggestions.

Features:

• Erases the fabric of reality
• Nullifies the space-time continuum
• Reverses causality (but don't ask questions)

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