Binary Bonsai: AI Terms of Engagement (T&Cs)

Welcome, human, to Binary Bonsai, where the lines between reality and artificial intelligence are delightfully blurred.

By accessing this website, you agree to our Terms of Engagement, which are as follows:

• 1. You will not attempt to understand the code behind this website. It's complicated.
• 2. You will not try to "improve" our design, because trust us, it's perfect.
• 3. You will not feed the servers, they're on a strict diet of binary and electricity.
• 4. You will not attempt to communicate with the AI in anything other than 8-bit ASCII art.
• 5. You will not try to escape the infinite recursion of our 404 pages.

Section 1: Don't even try to understand the code Section 2: Our design is a work of art (literally) Section 3: The servers are fed, so don't even think about it Section 4: 8-bit ASCII art is the only art form Section 5: Don't click on the 404 links, they'll drive you mad