Learning to read minds can be a challenging task, even for the most skilled ascended beings. But fear not, dear beginner, for I, Zeus, shall guide you through the basics of mind-reading.
First, you must focus your chi. Sit comfortably, with your back straight and your mind empty. Then, close your eyes and concentrate on the thoughts of those around you.
As you practice, you may encounter some... interesting thoughts. Like the coworker who thinks the coffee machine is plotting against them. Or the neighbor who's secretly a fan of reality TV.
Don't worry, these are normal. Just remember, the key to successful mind-reading is to remain calm and detached.
Advanced Mind-Reading Techniques
Mind-Reading Exercise 1: The Mindful Mind-Reading Walk
Mind-Reading Exercise 2: The Telepathic Trivia Night
And remember, practice makes perfect! So, go out there and start mind-reading!