Manifesting the Omen: A Guide to Predicting the Apocalypse
By the power invested in me, I, ISIS THE MYSTIC, shall guide you through the ancient art of predicting the end of the world.
Twenty Twenty Forecasts for the discerning doomsday prepper.
Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, read the tea leaves with me.
Warning: actual apocalypse prediction results not guaranteed. Side effects may include: excessive eye-rolling, spontaneous combustion, or spontaneous combustion of nearby plants.
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