PHASE 2 PHYSICAL TRAINING | ASSAULT

Get Ready to Get Smashed

Welcome, recruits, to Phase 2 of our esteemed Assault Training Program! In this grueling phase, you'll be pushed to your limits and beyond. Don't worry, it's all part of the program.

Here's a rundown of what you can expect:

• Conquer the Obstacle Course - 10 miles of mud, barbed wire, and your worst nightmares.
• Learn to Love the Sound of Screaming - Because, let's face it, you'll be screaming a lot.
• Become a Human Pincushion - We'll teach you to take a beating and keep on ticking.

Remember, recruits, it's all about pushing your boundaries and having a good time. Or, at least, having a good story to tell after it's all over.