Warning: This is a highly classified, top-secret government project.
Project Monkey Business is a clandestine initiative aimed at harnessing the collective genius of monkeys for world domination.
We've successfully engineered a strain of super-intelligent monkeys who can solve complex mathematical equations, play the harmonica, and recite the entire script of "The Godfather" in perfect iambic pentameter.
But be warned: our research facility is heavily guarded by an elite team of ninja accountants. Don't even think about trying to escape, or you'll end up like the last would-be whistleblower who tried to sneak out with a batch of our prize monkey, "Boris".
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