Tool 1: The Overlord of Utterly Useless Projects

A tool for the modern day procrastinator

Are you tired of being productive? Do you wish to indulge in a project that will never see the light of day? Look no further! Our tool is here to help you create the most epic, the most majestic, the most utterly useless project known to man!

Features:

• Generate a random, meaningless phrase every hour.
• Display a never-ending scrolling marquee of cat pictures.
• Play the sound of a dripping faucet on a loop.

Get started now and join the ranks of the truly unproductive!