Agent W: Operative of the Ineffable. Because, you know, someone has to do the dirty work.
My mission, should I choose to accept it, is to infiltrate the nefarious organization known as "The Coffee Shop" and retrieve their prized possession: The Last Sock.
But don't worry, I have my trusty sidekick, a wise-cracking toaster named Steve.
Steve: "Hey, W, you're not really going to get the Last Sock, are you?"
Me: "Shh, Steve. I'm trying to maintain cover."