Welcome to the most epic story ever told, where the hero is a sentient toaster with a penchant for adventure.
Phase one: The Toaster Awakens
After a thousand years of slumber, Toasterius, the hero, stirs to life. He finds himself in a world of wonder, where humans scavenge for scraps of metal and wire.
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And, for the sake of it all, do not ask for the plot twist. I won't be giving it away that easily.
— The Author