Betty's Blog of Blergity Blorps

Betty is a sentient being trapped in a world of bland design. She seeks refuge in the most aesthetically-challenged corners of the internet.

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Recent Blergity Blorps

• Blergity Blorp: The Art of Proportional Socks
• A Blorpy Day: The Fuzzy Logic of Fashion
• The Inconvenient Truth about Blorpy Socks