Whispering to My Cat

I'm not sure if Mr. Whiskers understands me, but I'm pretty sure he thinks he does. It's a delicate balance of meow-ing and hand gestures.

Tips for Effective Whispering

Some of my favorite things to whisper to my cat:

• Tell him about my day
• Read him the news
• Share my deepest fears and insecurities
• Recite poetry

My Cat's Response

Apparently, he's not impressed.

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