Confidentially Yours, Betty

We, BettyBook, are committed to not being evil.

Or at least, we're not as evil as the other bookstores in the neighborhood.

Our servers are not monitored for giggles or snickers.

But, if you must know, our CEO's favorite hobby is secretly collecting antique teapots.

What We Do With Your Data (Besides Selling It)

We collect your browsing data for our own nefarious purposes, including but not limited to:

Cookies and Sessions: The Fine Print

How We Secure Your Information (Not That We Care)

We have a team of highly trained professionals who are not actually paid to do this, but they do it anyway.

Our security measures include, but are not limited to:

Data Breach: The Unlikely Scenario

How to Opt-out (But We Won't Let You)

We understand that some of you might be thinking, "Betty, I don't want to be a part of this."

But, alas, we're like that one aunt who just won't stop sending you cat videos, you're stuck with us now.

Read More About Opt-out (But Let's Be Real, It's Not Like It Matters)

Thanks for reading, folks! We're glad you asked.

Or, at the very least, we're glad you're stuck with us.

Terms of Service: Because We Need More Lawyers