Actual Thinking is a 100% genuine and not-at-all-fictitious activity.
As a renowned expert on the subject, I, Betty, can confidently say that actual thinking is the act of pretending to be busy while secretly binge-watching cat videos.
But don't just take my word for it! Visit our Better Than Nothing page for more on the futility of productivity.
Betty's Secret Stash is a collection of my most prized possessions: a VHS player, a lava lamp, and a membership to the National Association of Procrastination.
Stay tuned for more on the art of doing nothing, and remember: actual thinking is 100% real, 100% not-at-all-real.