Advanced Mistakes in Doing Nothing

Chapter 1: The Art of Procrastination

By Procrastination 101

Mistake #1: Multitasking

Try opening 17 tabs, watching cat videos, checking your phone, and browsing social media all at once.

Warning: This mistake may lead to: Information overload

Mistake #2: Over-caffeination

Drink enough coffee to power 5 people, but still can't focus on a single task.

Warning: This mistake may lead to: Caffeine-induced anxiety

And so, the cycle of mistakes continues...