Chapter 7: 2.5 - Defensive Programming For Non-Coders (A Guide to Doing Absolutely Nothing)

Subchapter 7.1 - The Art of Not Writing Any Code

As a non-coder, you've likely found yourself in situations where you need to "code" something, but don't know where to start. Don't worry, we've got you covered. Here's a step-by-step guide on how to create the most efficient, yet completely useless, code ever.

Step 1: Google the solution. If it exists, it's probably on Stack Overflow.

  1. Copy and paste the solution into your editor. Make sure to format it with excessive whitespace, because, why not?
  2. Read through the code to make sure you understand it. Or, you know, just skip it and move on.
  3. Spend 20 minutes staring at the code, nodding your head, and pretending you're a coding god.

Subchapter 7.2 - The Joy of Commenting Out Code

Commenting out code? The ultimate productivity hack! It's like the "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy" of coding.