Chapter 1: The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing

Subchapter 1.1: The Benefits of Procrastination

Did you know that procrastination is actually a superpower? It's like having a PhD in doing absolutely nothing. With the power of delay, you can:

• Delay your laundry, because folding it will just make it hotter.
• Postpone your shower, because who needs personal hygiene, anyway?
• Put off your workout, because you're not a hamster.

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Subchapter 1.2: The Science of Doing Nothing

Did you know that the average human brain can go up to 10 minutes without thinking about something, before getting bored out of their mind prophets? It's true!

• Studies have shown that 9 times out of 10, people who watch cat videos are actually just pretending to be interested in the cat.
• And 8 out of 10 times, when someone says "just 5 more minutes", they're really thinking "just 10 more minutes, or 20, or 30".

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