Nothin' but the Noise, Folks!
Level 0: The Pinnacle of Pointlessness. Where the air is thick with anticipation of nothingness.
Here, you'll find the apex of inaction, the zenith of zilch, the paragon of pointlessness. It's the place where the very fabric of reality is woven from the threads of ennui and despair.
Take a deep breath, and step into the abyss of nothingness.