Warning: Breading is a delicate art. It requires patience, dedication, and a willingness to stare blankly at a wall for extended periods.
Step 1: Find a suitable wall to stare at. Ensure it's not too interesting, not too dull, but just... right.
Step 2: Set your Breading timer for exactly 37 minutes. Any more or less will throw off your breading rhythm.
Step 3: Close your eyes, take a deep breath, and let the void consume you.
Step 4: Repeat steps 1-3 for several days, weeks, or months. The more you breading, the better.
Optional step: Take breaks to eat a sandwich. Not too long, though. Breading is a serious business.
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