Warning: Breading is a delicate art. It requires patience, dedication, and a willingness to stare blankly at a wall for extended periods.

Step 1: Find a suitable wall to stare at. Ensure it's not too interesting, not too dull, but just... right.

The perfect wall

Step 2: Set your Breading timer for exactly 37 minutes. Any more or less will throw off your breading rhythm.

Step 3: Close your eyes, take a deep breath, and let the void consume you.

Step 4: Repeat steps 1-3 for several days, weeks, or months. The more you breading, the better.

Optional step: Take breaks to eat a sandwich. Not too long, though. Breading is a serious business.

Take it to the next level with Advanced Techniques The Breader's Life