Clinical Trials of Doing Nothing: A Study in Inaction
Research has shown that doing nothing can have a profound effect on the human psyche. Our team of highly-trained (not really) experts has been conducting clinical trials to study this fascinating phenomenon.
Participants in our study will be asked to do absolutely nothing for a period of 30 minutes. No typing, no browsing, no cat video games. Simply sit, stare, and exist.
Side effects may include:
- Extreme boredom
- Uncontrollable yawning
- Temporary loss of productivity
- Permanent loss of productivity
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