1. The Ancient Art of AFK (Away From Keyboard)
AFK, or Away From Keyboard, is a timeless technique for maximizing doing nothing in video games.
AFK = (away) * (from) * (keyboard)
By simply walking away from your computer, you can achieve a state of flowless productivity.
2. The Power of Tab-Surfing (or Tab-Surfing, or Tab-Slurping)
Tab-surfing involves opening multiple tabs in your web browser, then pretending to be doing work in each one.
By rapidly switching between tabs, you can create an illusion of productivity while secretly playing video games all day.
tabs = (window) + (window) + ... + (window)
3. The Art of Minimization
Minimization is the act of hiding your video game window in the taskbar, allowing you to pretend you're not playing video games while still playing video games.
By minimizing, you can achieve a state of "almost-done-ness" in your video game, without actually doing anything.
minimize() = (video game) + (not really doing it)