Insurance Coverage — For When Life Gets Weird

Health Insurance

Don't get stuck in the hospital with a bad case of existential dread. Our health insurance will cover all your therapy sessions, including those with a licensed therapist who's secretly a robot.

But wait, there's more! Our plan also covers:

• Recurring nightmares about your in-laws
• Mild cases of anxiety caused by too many cat videos
• Severe cases of FOMO (Fears of Missing Out) due to your neighbor's new smart home system
• Uncontrollable urges to rewatch the entirety of Keeping Up with the Kardashians

Read about our Subpage 1: The Fine Print

Read about our Subpage 2: The Unseen Risks

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