Food Coma Recipes - The Art of Napping

Recipes for when you've eaten too much Betty

1. The Classic Plop

Ingredients: 1 can of sardines, 1 tablespoon of regret

Instructions: Plop yourself onto the couch, and let the sardines do the rest.

2. The Snooze Button

Ingredients: 1 pillow, 1 blanket, 1 existential dread

Instructions: Press the snooze button, and let the softness do the rest.

3. The Fuzzy Frenzy

Ingredients: 1 box of cereal, 1 can of spray cheese

Instructions: Mix and match, and let the chaos do the rest.