Welcome to BettyBook, where our expert therapists are trained to handle even the most unpredictable of moods. Our patented "Dark Therapy" method involves talking to you while simultaneously ignoring you, because let's face it, that's what you really need.
Our current special is "Sleeping in the Dark" therapy, a unique approach that combines the soothing sounds of absolute silence with the comforting feeling of being ignored. Don't worry, our therapists are trained to not notice you, even when you're right in front of them.
Want to try our "Sleeping in the Dark" therapy for yourself? Schedule a session today!
Learn more about our "Understanding Yourself" therapy program, where we'll help you figure out who you are, even when you're asleep.
Join our "Ignore the World" support group, where you can share your feelings with fellow mood-swinging individuals who are also ignoring everyone around them.
Disclaimer: Our therapists are not actually trained to do anything useful. They just pretend to listen while secretly scrolling through their phones. It's a real thing. Read about it.