Today, I realized I'm actually a chicken.
I have 4 legs, a beak, and a strong desire to peck at the mailman.
Why did no one tell me?
Also, I'm secretly in love with the mailman.
I know, I know, it's not right.
Want to see more of my inner workings? Click here.
Or maybe you're looking for my love sonnet for the mailman? Check it out.
Or if you're feeling brave, read about my chicken dance moves. Go wild.