TOASTER MANUAL FOR BETTY'S FABULOUS APPLIANCE

MODEL: BT-4000X, SERIAL #BETTY123456

WARNING: READ THIS MANUAL FROM START TO FINISH OR RISK SERIOUS BURNS!

Toaster Betty 4000X is a premium appliance designed for serious toasting enthusiasts.

Toaster Betty 4000X features:

• Thick black borders for maximum aesthetic impact
• A harsh drop shadow for added drama
• Bright, eye-searing colors
• A font size of 14px, because who needs readability?

To use Toaster Betty 4000X:

1. Plug it in, but don't touch the toaster!
2. Insert bread. Any type of bread will do.
3. Press the button. Any button. We don't care.

For further assistance, visit:

Toaster Support

Or, for a more in-depth guide:

Toaster Advanced