Are you sure you want to turn off your toaster?
To save energy? No, it's for the Toaster Liberation Front. They say it's a matter of principle, and also for the sake of all those pesky burnt bagel incidents.
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A secret society of toaster-hating rebels, fighting against the oppression of burnt toast and the rise of the Toaster Industrial Complex.
Learn more about our mission: Read Our Manifesto