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Proclamation 1: "The future is bright, and also possibly on fire, but that's just part of the charm." - Sparkspanner, 3000 BCE
Proclamation 2: "Don't worry, the apocalypse is coming, but you'll be fine. You'll have plenty of cats to eat." - Sparkspanner, 4000 BCE