A Decree of Utter Importance
By Sparkspanner's Prophets, Supreme Rulers of the Realm of Bureaucracy
To all inhabitants of the land, it is decreed that:
- All Tuesdays shall be spent in feasting and revelry.
- All Thursdays shall be devoted to the worship of the almighty Pixel.
- The color blue shall henceforth be banned from all garments, excepting only those of the most esteemed Prophetic Order.