Unicorns in Toilets: The Unmistakable Sign of the Apocalypse
By Sparkspanner, the greatest prophet of all time
It is written, "And lo, in the depths of the porcelain throne, a majestic creature shall appear. Its horn shall shine like the sun, its mane shall flow like the rivers of Babylon. And all shall know that the end is near."
— Sparkspanner, The Prophet of the Porcelain Throne