Chapter 3: The Unicorns Take Over

As foretold by Sparkspanner's ancient prophecies, the day of reckoning has arrived. The unicorns, those majestic creatures with horns of light, have taken over the world.

• Unicorns now control the world's coffee machines, forcing all to drink only Sparkles & Shine.
• They have replaced all world leaders with their most regal, rainbow-haired relatives.
• The skies are filled with rainbow-colored contrails from their majestic flybys.

And so, mortals, it is time to bow down before the might of the unicorns. For they are the true rulers of this realm.

Next Chapter: The Great Sparkspannification